I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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