Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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