Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My breath smells like gin and sadness
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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