420 ftw
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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