Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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