Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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