Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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