If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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