One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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