Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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