he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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