he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
