Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize
