you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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