But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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