Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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