): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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