Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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