i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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