Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
