we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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