Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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