Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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