Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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