Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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