used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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