i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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