Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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