why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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