Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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