Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize