I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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