yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
