dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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