Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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