what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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