break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
where am i from again
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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