Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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