Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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