before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Farmville is her only friend.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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