He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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