i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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