I can tuck mytits in my pants
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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