I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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