I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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