Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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