found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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