Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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