It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You can't special order awesome
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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