I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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