We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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