What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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