I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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