At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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