I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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